Hear ye, hear ye! The trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has now swung its way online via a large tree vine, Tarzan-style, while Depp swigs whisky from a Vegemite jar. At least, that's what would have went down if our script had been accepted. If you're wondering, we also would have called it Pirates of Brisvegas: I Lost My Wallet at the Normanby and Depp would have worn thongs (read: flip flops) for the entire film.
Damn those studios and their hiring policies.